flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

(via thisisourtriumph)

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tbotofficial:

this gif is an accurate summary of my life
  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
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sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

(via roscoespacesuit)

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d0minus:

Monaco Gemballa MIG-U1 // frasse21
missinglinc:

taint3ed:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmaoo


LMAO I’M SO DONE


I’m ugly crying/laughing so hard right now.
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via trouserweasel)

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